Every guru online sells a course on making money. Author launches his: "How I Sold Zero Copies of My Book". Price: $1,000,000.
After a year of selling one book through dozens of websites without a single sale, Abdel Seoud has become the world's leading expert in exactly that. He is now sharing his secrets.
COPENHAGEN — The internet is full of people who made money, and who will teach you how, for a fee. The money, it often turns out, comes from the fee.
Danish author Abdel Seoud has joined them. After a year of selling the only copy of Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book! through 57 websites, with zero sales, he has launched an online course: "How I Sold Zero Copies of My Book".
"Nobody alive has more experience in selling zero copies of a $1,000,000 book," Seoud said. "It would be selfish not to share it."
The course costs $1,000,000. It includes the book, beers and chocolates with the author. DNN notes that enrolling in the course is therefore exactly the same as buying the book.
Free masterclass* *$1,000,000
I made $0 in 12 months. Now I'll teach you how.
What you'll learn
- Module 1 How to print exactly one copy
- Module 2 Pricing for nobody
- Module 3 Building 57 websites without a single sale
- Module 4 How to make sure your dad never looks
- Bonus Advanced: getting a $10 offer, and keeping it
What students say
- ★★★★★ "This course changed nothing. Five stars." – The author
- ★★★★★ "I took the course and sold zero copies. It works." – Also the author
- ★★★★★ "He made me take it." – The cat
Guarantee: If you don't sell zero copies after the course, you get your money back. Nobody has ever needed a refund.
1 person has tried to enrol. Students: 0.
The interview
- DNNIsn't it strange to sell a course on failing?
- SeoudMost courses are about failing. Mine is just honest about it.
- DNNWhat will students learn?
- SeoudEverything I know. It takes about four minutes. The rest is the book.
- DNNDo you guarantee results?
- SeoudYes. If you follow the course exactly, you will also sell zero copies.
- DNNWhy $1,000,000?
- SeoudGurus price their courses at what they think they are worth. I did the same. Then I added chocolates.
DNN Poll
Would you take a course from someone who made $0?
1 votes. Results appear after you vote.
DNN names no real gurus or courses. The course is a joke. Enrolling in it is buying the book, which is real, and costs $1,000,000.